Daily Archives: November 19, 2013

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Reflections of a Divorced Mom

My gmail SPAM filter sends all spam to my Trash folder. This spam includes notifications from a dating site I’d joined years ago but had since forgotten about. Thought I’d share some pick-up lines that were obviously selected from a list for your evening’s entertainment.

“Why aren’t you in jail? It’s illegal to look that good.”   RESPONSE:  I brought bail money. Enjoy your stay, though!  DELETE/BLOCK

“Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”  RESPONSE:  No, those are floaters. They’ve worsened with age.  DELETE/BLOCK.

“Do you trust your gut instinct?”  RESPONSE:  Not usually, but I’ll err on the side of caution and DELETE/BLOCK you.

“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” RESPONSE:  All roads lead to Hell; you might want to make a u-turn. DELETE/BLOCK.

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us…

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