Daily Archives: November 19, 2013
My gmail SPAM filter sends all spam to my Trash folder. This spam includes notifications from a dating site I’d joined years ago but had since forgotten about. Thought I’d share some pick-up lines that were obviously selected from a list for your evening’s entertainment.
“Why aren’t you in jail? It’s illegal to look that good.” RESPONSE: I brought bail money. Enjoy your stay, though! DELETE/BLOCK
“Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.” RESPONSE: No, those are floaters. They’ve worsened with age. DELETE/BLOCK.
“Do you trust your gut instinct?” RESPONSE: Not usually, but I’ll err on the side of caution and DELETE/BLOCK you.
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” RESPONSE: All roads lead to Hell; you might want to make a u-turn. DELETE/BLOCK.
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us…
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