Daily Archives: July 30, 2014
Absolutely; whatdiesdoes does doubd tempting! –what a meal and dessert
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. This is a dead zone. (Effing AT&T…)
– Dante Alighier-ish
Dante’s Divine Comedy was written in the 14th century with his uber-Catholic, Italian counterparts in mind. While the allegory of the afterlife lives on in modern culture, the Inferno would probably look slightly different were it typed out on an iPad. Behold: The nine circles of hell for the basic millennial:
1. An eternity of online dating
Swipe left. Swipe left. Swipe left.
Economy blah blah tough market blah lots of 26-year-olds still live with their parents.
3. Sharing an enclosed space with someone playing Candy Crush with the sound on
No one is celebrating you advancement to level 147. HEADPHONES.
4. Trying to cancel your cable
“You don’t want something…
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